Prevent Purple Nurple
PURPLE NURPLE CAN STRIKE AT ANY TIME.
If you suffer from PN, you are not alone. It can be treated. Find out how The Warmfront can help.
Purple Nurple (PN) is a condition affecting cyclists, runners, skiers, hikers in which cold weather ruins your day.
Symptoms of PN include:
· Needing to go home to warm up
· Whining about the cold
· Shivering
· Ending your ride early
· Carrying too much stuff
DON'T SUFFER PN ALONE.
THERE IS HELP.
100% OF THE DOCTORS IN THIS STOCK PHOTO AGREE:
THE WARMFRONT PREVENTS PURPLE NURPLE.
WHO SHOULD TAKE THE WARMFRONT?
Indications: The Warmfront is designed to make any outdoor activity more enjoyable. Cycling, running, hiking, skiing, snowboarding are all prone to Purple Nurple (PN) and taking a Warmfront with you is the most effective way to manage and prevent PN.
The Warmfront is effective for men and women.
Do not take THE WARMFRONT if you:
· Prefer being cold.
· Don't like trying new things.
· Want to carry a bunch of stuff you don't need.
How Should I Take The Warmfront:
· Always keep one in your pocket, just in case.
· When you get cold, simply put it on.
· When you get too warm, take it off and put it away.
· You should avoid carrying a vest, or a jacket. Save your money and buy a beer for your friends.
· Repeat as needed.
· #warmthefrontup
Side Effects Include:
· Having more fun outside.
· Not sweating as much.
· Being warmer.